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benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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megasixtyfour:

"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"

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"There’s free food."

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thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

theonewholookedback:

madeofparts:

STARRING: A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, ANOTHER MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, AND SOME BACKGROUND LADIES I GUESS

I’m dead

ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.

aspacebetween:

the-deviations:

undisturbed:

endquestionmark:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

lostfrostprince:

spaceopium:

Assembled by *T1mco

COULSON

COULSON

COULSON

 THERE ARE NO WORDS TO ADEQUATELY EXPRESS MY SHRIEKS OF JOY.

#reblogging just for coulson not gonna lie

Coulson’s in the middle. I approve.

aspacebetween:

the-deviations:

undisturbed:

endquestionmark:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

lostfrostprince:

spaceopium:

Assembled by *T1mco

COULSON

COULSON

COULSON

 THERE ARE NO WORDS TO ADEQUATELY EXPRESS MY SHRIEKS OF JOY.

#reblogging just for coulson not gonna lie

Coulson’s in the middle. I approve.

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem